Lawak Mr Bean

Lawak Mr Bean memang tak boleh blah punya. Kadang-kala lucu, ada masa mengarut je lebih. Disebabkan menonton semula filem  Johny English Reborn secara online tadi …. tup tap saya terjumpa artikel ini di laman komuniti saya … huhuhu …. layan ehh untuk bacaan santai …

Asyik nak serius je, ada masa perlu juga rileks dan santaikan diri. Lawak dalam
bahasa Inggeris. walaupun ada yang kurang nak faham, tapi lama-lama sambil buka kamus … boleh buat tergelak juga. Lawak dalam bahasa Inggeris juga boleh bantu anak-anak belajar … walaupun hakikatnya dalam siri TV atau filem Mr. Bean, lelaki British ini hampir langsung tidak keluar suara.

Koleksi Lawak Mr Bean
While Having a Brain Check-up Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

Mr. Bean While in Grade School Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

While Mr. Bean in a Drug Store Mr. Bean : I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

Queuing Behind His Friend at an ATM Machine Friend : What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!

Puzzle Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean : 16.

Friend : Why?

Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

While Mr. Bean Chatting with His Friend Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

Friend : What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

Sharing Sympathy Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.

Friend : Condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder).

Friend : What now? Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!

Mr. Bean Attending a Meeting Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.

Spelling Lesson Mr. Bean’s Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful… .is it one “c” or two “c”?

Mr. Bean : Make it three “c” to be sure

Anak-anak saya memang sukakan Mr. Bean ni .. dan saya pun sama .. haha.